Hurry The Hell Up, Aliens

We’re on the brink of World War 3, mass shootings are occurring daily, and Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck marriage rumors are once again dominating the headlines. There has never been a better time to wipe this planet clean and start over. Thankfully, the possibility of that happening is better than 0% according to the NYPost.

Alberto Caballero, a PhD student at the University of Vigo in Spain, authored a study in the International Journal of Astrobiology earlier this month in which he claimed that he pinpointed the so-called “WoW! Signal.”

In putting together the study, Caballero researched human “invasions” of other countries over the last 50 years. He then used that data and applied it to the number of known “exoplanets” in our galaxy, which Italian scientist Claudio Maccone estimated to be around 15,785. Using the frequency of human conflict — which has decreased in the last half century as technology has advanced — and applying the math to outer space, Caballero estimates that there could be four “malicious” alien civilizations.

(NYPost)